One to Avoid...

The New York Helmsley. Let's see. No air conditioning. When I called about it I was told to open the windows, which you can actually do. You can open them so far that you could easily tumble out 33 floors to the (loud) street below.

You know the really basic showerhead you see when you first move into a place? That's what they have in their showers. It may be a Helmsley hotel, but it hasn't been updated since at least 10 years before she died. One more night...